Barack Obama Is Officially A Bitter
Greasy shitsack Barack Obama has sold out yet again to the Corporates and Racists: "SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR's premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama's campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing's No. 49 Sprint Cup car for the Pocono race on August 3. Details of the agreement are expected to be worked out over the coming days." Oh ho ho, of course, a TELECOM IMMUNITY CUP CAR. Don't spend all your blood money in one place, n00bama. [ Sports Illustrated ]