Barack Obama And Joe Biden Had Lunch Yesterday, And Jake Tapper Will Allow It
STOP THE CNN NEWS REELS!
Fresh off the very big controversy that happened when Jake Tapper noticed that Barack and Michelle Obama went to see a Beyoncé and Jay-Z concert, like common people who like music and who are friends with Beyoncé and Jay-Z, we have yet another example of Barack Obama WASTING ALL HIS TIME and completely failing to devote all of his waking hours to DESTROYING DONALD DRUMPF, and it is that he ate lunch with Joe Biden. In public. WHILE ROME BURNS.
RIIIIIIIIIIGHT? Are you not, like, so mad right now, for Jake Tapper's sake?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯, indeed! And now Obama is gallivanting around DC with Joe Biden, like he's on tour for his new book The Audacity Of HANGRY. Why, he probably ate all the baguettes! With arugulas on them! Arugula and dijon mustard baguettes!
Oh that's nice! It is a bakery that helps disabled vets! BUT STILL, BARRY BAMZ.
Is there video? Yes. Is it video that will make you say, "How is it possible that Barack Obama gets fucking cuter EVERY DAY?" Yes.
Here is a still shot of Bamz with his top buttons all undone, to amuse your bouche:
And here's that video:
As if this couldn't get better, would you like to see the last legitimate president of the United States DOING A YOGA POSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAKERY? Because it exists:
BE STILL OUR YOGA PANTS.
Now, to be entirely fair to Jake Tapper because Rebecca likes him even though that one tweet was really aggravating and she is in charge, he saw this video and gave it the Jake Tapper Seal of They Are Good to Vets.
Maybe Obama was there to say, "Joe Biden, I love you so much, but don't run for president, please." That would be helpful!
Maybe Obama has also actually been very busy working on the gerrymandering problem with his old pal Eric Holder, which is the real root cause of how Democrats have been getting shellacked at the polls ever since 2010. This is absolutely crucial ahead of the 2022 redistricting!
And also, based on turn-out and momentum, we question Tapper's police work when he says the Democrats are weaker than they've been since the 1920s, but you know, we'll just have to wait for the blue tsunami to come and let Beltway journalists adjust their #VeryHotTakes to explain what just happened after November 4. SPOILER: They will not remember their previous #VeryHotTakes about how the Democrats are weaker than they've been since the 1920s.
Anyway, the point of this post is that Barack Obama had lunch in DC yesterday and he was real fuckin' cute about it, THE END.
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