Barack Obama Tells 'Fiscal Commission' To Sell the Senate Make Some Reforms
Serious professor Barack Obama stepped outside his White Castle just now to praise his new "Fiscal Commission," which will use a bipartisan method to mathematically prove America is bankrupt and that Goldman Sachs is a front for an Alien Monster hedge fund, which is exactly what Stephen Hawking and Nouriel Roubini warned us about. That problem solved -- anything reduced to a Senate hearing is now officially "solved" -- he is off to Iowa to run in the 2008 Democratic Primary. [ Sun-Times ]