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Here is a funny thing! Last week we got a hilarious tip on a bunch of balderdash emanating from the Free Republic, from whom is lost in the mists of time, so we will say "from VodkaGoGo," about how OMG "Barry Soetoro" is registered to vote at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, because Barack Obama is the least competent vote frauder EVER.


And we were going to do some dumb thing on it, but then there was news, so we said, "eh, this one will keep for a slow news day." WELL THAT SLOW NEWS DAY IS TODAY! Because now it is not just the Freepers, but all the rightwing internet friends who are breathless and Bachmann-eyed in reporting this big get, and they are like "DON'T BELIEVE US? ENTER THIS INFO INTO THE VOTER REG WEBSITE YOURSELF!" and we did, and there's nothing there, lol.

Which of course just proves that Barry Soetoro and his gang of Indonesian thugz have gotten to the DC Board of Voting And Whatnot just like they got to the IRS, and made them take down the voter registration proving that Barry Soetoro Hussein Hitler Lenin Stalin Castro Mao Che is actually a foreign citizen who does vote fraud from his own address, one alias at a time.

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BREAKING ACHTUNG EVERYBODY CRY AND PANIC AND HAVE ROLLICKING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, BECAUSE ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING.

We don't know what the thing means yet, but we know that he gave the thing to Attorney General Bill Barr, who is presumably looking at the thing right now. Donald Trump is at Mar-a-Lago, so he does not have the thing, because NO THING FOR ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENTS. Studies show that according to sources close to the investigation who may or may not be close to the investigation, we might have some real information on what is inside the thing sometime this weekend.

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Whatcha doin' down there at Mar-a-Lago, Mister Normal President Of America?

OK ... huh?

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