Barack Obama Relaxed Your Summer Dress Code!
Guess what, Democratic National Committee kids working through the hot summer months while everybody else is pretty much not thinking at all about the election?
The DNC says you can sorta dress down for summer -- but not like a complete whore or a bum! Read the new Dress Code and feel the wind beneath your ... uh, skirt.
SUMMER DRESS CODE:
Good news. We are relaxing the dress code. So what does that mean for you? The expectation is that your attire remain professional and crisp despite the weather.
Clean, no holes, no frayed bottoms jeans that fit properly for an office environment are acceptable.
Professional looking casual shirts and blouses - which means collar shirts for men, no graphics or advertisements and appropriate neck lines and waist lengths for women. Summer dresses and skirts should also remain professional in style and length.
Long pants and capri length pants only. Bermuda or knee length shorts are for the weekend BBQ.
One final word and a favorite for many staff. Acceptable footwear are shoes or sandals only - sorry, no thwack, thwack, thwack - translation NO FLIP FLOPS.
Come back refreshed and ready To Change America and work your heart out for Barak Obama!
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW...ENJOY THE FOURTH OF July!
Yes it's true: The jackass who sent this email from DNC Headquarters doesn't know how to spell Barack Obama, either.