Barack Obama's Friends Won't Shut Up About Him Sending Us a Thank-You Card
Look Barry, if you want us to update our addresses for you so your band of merry organizer children can come and harass us for all of 2012, you should have asked us yourself. Don't send Joe Biden and this Mitch guy to pretend we were the ones who convinced Lisa Murkowski and Scott Brown that it was politically expedient to stop voting with the douchebags for approximately five minutes.
Comma, from the president?!?!?!?!?!