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Barry Golfs In Hawaii While America Freezes Over

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  • Toyota will report an operating loss this quarter for the first time in 70 years, because American consumers have just gotten sick of their shitty, gas-guzzling cars. Wait, what? [New York Times]
  • Barack Obama really is the Tiger Woods of politics! Yesterday he went golfing in Hawaii. [Honolulu Star-Bulletin]
  • NATO will be looking for help from Afghan tribes in their fight against the Taliban. Didn't they try this seven years ago? [Reuters]
  • Egyptian mediators got a one-day extension on the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. Regularly scheduled rocket fire will resume on Tuesday. [BBC News]
  • India would like to see more global pressure on Pakistan to cooperate with inquiries into the Mumbai attacks. [AFP]
  • The White House was not happy with the New York Times for writing that article about how George W. Bush killed the economy. [Politico]
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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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