* "This is old-fashioned policing at its best." [DCist]

* Mark Warner will crush Jim Gilmore's bloodied, mangled corpse with his bare hands tied behind his back. [Washington Post]

* "Calamares al tequila (grilled squid with Spanish paprika, olive oil, sherry vinegar and a drop of tequila), which is half price at happy hour along with the best mojitos in town, at Rumba Cafe." [Metrocurean]

* Hollywood dumbs down a dumb book. [Below the Beltway]

* "When the aliens come to sift through our apocalyptic remains, it will serve as fitting proof that not everybody walking the face of the earth was a stone cold dumbass." [The DCeiver]