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Basket Case Quitter Sarah Palin Cancels Her Own Tea Party Headliner

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What has Sarah Palin quittoday? Her own headline act at Iowa's big Tea Party circus this Saturday. And how is this different than everything else this mentally unstable con-artist has quit since losing her one and only national election? Well, this time, she managed to attack her former dingbat-grifter protege Christine O'Donnell in the process, because Sarah just couldn't stand the idea that a younger, prettier version of herself might take some of the spotlight -- even though Christine O'Donnell isn't even considered a "potential presidential candidate" by the delusional old white cranks of the Tea Party. Oh, Sarah, you never let us down, the way you constantly let everyone down.


Real Clear Politics has this comical report:

On the heels of ongoing disputes with event organizers, Sarah Palin is rethinking her commitment to participate in Saturday’s Tea Party of America rally in Indianola, Iowa, two sources close to the former Alaska governor told RealClearPolitics.

The rally’s organizers have caused a stir over the last couple of days by first announcing that former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell had accepted an invitation to speak at the event before Palin. Organizers then disinvited O’Donnell before re-inviting her to speak once again.

Murdoch's Wall Street Journal adds this kick in the teeth:

The person said Ms. Palin’s appearance was “no longer confirmed” and cited “continual lying” from event organizers at Tea Party of America, including a recent mixup over whether former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell of Delaware would also speak.

Ms. Palin is known for last-minute schedule changes that whipsaw supporters and media across the country. But the latest decision is puzzling.

Puzzling? Is it puzzling when a dog eats its own poop? No, that is just what a dog does. Sources say Sarah Palin is almost out of things to quit now, so she's threatening random objects around her Wasilla house and also threatening to quit Facebook. [Real Clear Politics]

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