Be a Bloodthirsty Mercenary, or Look Just Like One!

Stylish and AffordableYesterday, we brought you the New York Times roundup of crappy campaign swag, an action which virtually guarantees that within a couple of weeks, college campuses will be rife with ironic hipsters strutting around with Huckabee messenger bags. Today's shopping trip is to the wonderful, wonderful Blackwater store, a shop bursting with a fabulous array of fashions for him, her and baby, too!

Pink girlie shirts are available, and we're sure you'll agree that it's way cooler to be a Blackwater Bitch than an Obama Girl. Best of all, most of the items feature the old Jim Beam-style logo, not the yuppified new version. And while it may be too late to order for Halloween, it's never too early to start shopping for the holidays!

Indeed, the selection of giftware alone should cover all your shopping needs. For the kids, what could possibly say "I'm watching over you" better than an adorable Blackwater teddy bear? The busy executive will certainly appreciate the message sent by a desk strewn with claw-branded pens, mouse pads, coffee mugs and notebooks.

Thongs, sadly, are not available.

Proshop [Blackwater USA]


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