Be Tom Tancredo's Low-Wage Media-Relations Mexican!

Just like Tom Thumb's blues ... - WonketteMexicans everywhere are thrilled that Tom Tancredo's presidential campaign is hiring a Media Relations person in the $20,000-to-$25,000 range. Why, that's enough to support the whole extended family back in the impoverished little village in Jalisco's jungle interior! By sharing an overpriced rundown apartment with seven other illegal immigrant men who toil at the low end of the 2008 campaign industry, Tancredo's new media relations guy will be able to send nearly half of his $15,659 take-home pay back to Mexico.

Read the classified ad -- in English and Espanol -- after the jump.

Personal Assistant - Media Relations

Employer: Tom Tancredo for President

Date: Friday, April 6, 2007

Job Type: Administrative


Location (City) Vienna State Virginia

Description of Job Opening This position will report directly to the Press Secretary. Main Duties: -Scheduling Media events -Editing press releases -Answering phones/emails -Administrative work and various other jobs as needed

We need someone with political and media experience, internships are perfect. Come work on a presidential campaign and gain valuable work experience. This is a great opportunity to get your foot in the door. College students and recent graduates are highly desired. This is a full time job and will require that you live within commuting distance to Vienna, VA.

Required Skills -Scheduling experience -Excellent phone manner -Attention to detail -Extremely organized -High level of honesty and character -Editing skills -Typing skills -Proficient in Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, Access and Powerpoint -Administrative skills

Desireable Skills

-Campaign experience -Politically savvy -Conservative values -Journalism skills and experience -College degree preferred -

Recent graduates are highly desired

Annual Salary (US$)

20K-25K /annual

E-mail Address

Personal Assistant, Tom Tancredo for President [Jobster]


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