Be Tom Tancredo's Low-Wage Media-Relations Mexican!
Mexicans everywhere are thrilled that Tom Tancredo's presidential campaign is hiring a Media Relations person in the $20,000-to-$25,000 range. Why, that's enough to support the whole extended family back in the impoverished little village in Jalisco's jungle interior! By sharing an overpriced rundown apartment with seven other illegal immigrant men who toil at the low end of the 2008 campaign industry, Tancredo's new media relations guy will be able to send nearly half of his $15,659 take-home pay back to Mexico.
Read the classified ad -- in English and Espanol -- after the jump.
Personal Assistant - Media Relations
Employer: Tom Tancredo for President
Date: Friday, April 6, 2007
Job Type: Administrative
Location (City) Vienna State Virginia
Description of Job Opening This position will report directly to the Press Secretary. Main Duties: -Scheduling Media events -Editing press releases -Answering phones/emails -Administrative work and various other jobs as needed
We need someone with political and media experience, internships are perfect. Come work on a presidential campaign and gain valuable work experience. This is a great opportunity to get your foot in the door. College students and recent graduates are highly desired. This is a full time job and will require that you live within commuting distance to Vienna, VA.
Required Skills -Scheduling experience -Excellent phone manner -Attention to detail -Extremely organized -High level of honesty and character -Editing skills -Typing skills -Proficient in Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, Access and Powerpoint -Administrative skills
-Campaign experience -Politically savvy -Conservative values -Journalism skills and experience -College degree preferred -
Recent graduates are highly desired
Annual Salary (US$)