Beats All You Never Saw: George Allen Arrested

warrantallen1.jpgFrom Velvet Revolution (no, we can't find where it is either), Senator George Felix Macacawitz Allen was arrested (maybe twice?) in Albermarle County in 1973.

Why was Allen arrested? No one has any clue. But if we had to hazard a guess, we'd say it was a frame-up by a corrupt county commissioner looking to steal the Allen family plantation farm. Senator Allen was simply making his way the only way he knew how.

More damning/confusing pictures after the jump. Virginia's warrant records make it look like Allen was arrested for not returning his textbooks in good to fair condition.




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