Because the Fifth Time Is A Charm?
C'mon, Pat -- just shit or get off the pot:
The suspense is just killing political junkies everywhere. We can barely think of anything else!
In other news, Patrick Fitzgerald gave an exclusive interview to a high school newspaper: The Owl, the school paper of his alma mater, Regis High School in New York.
(Hey Pat -- one of us went to Regis. Care to sit down for a little IM chat with Wonkette?)