- The first cases of completely bathetic and overblown panic have been found identified in Virginia. Sad. [WTOP]
- To anyone that thinks panda bears have it so easy: today is colonoscopy day for Tai Shan, who lives at the zoo. [DCist]
- Taxicab drivers are still mad about the change from zones to meters, all this whining just because now they are earning 30% less profit. [Washington Post]
- NICE TRY, Troubled Teens, your plan to blow up your school and its principal with a nail bomb has been thwarted. [DC Examiner]
- Beltway Boys, Fox News' tevee show with that guy and his co-host that other guy, will tragically cease to exist—actually, not just culturally. [Fishbowl DC]
