Ben Nelson Bribed With 'Reach Around,' 60 Votes For Health Care?
After being told that his beloved Nebraska would become the nation's new raw-sewage & nuclear waste repository, Senator Ben Nelson suddenly decided he "likes the health care bill a super-whole lot!" So now maybe it has 60 votes, hooray! Libtards everywhere are preparing to spend the holidayschooching, as the current revised version of the Senate bill "would expand coverage to about 94 percent of eligible Americans under age 65." [New York Times/ABC News]