Make Sure We Never Forget Coffee Or Benghazi With These Practical And Stylish And Stackable Mugs
As we get closer to the actual day of our Lord's birth -- yeah, we went there! Merry Christmas Jesus Birthday, America! None of this mealy-mouthed "Happy Holidays" for us, dammit -- we've been thinking a lot about what we're grateful for. Oh wait, that's Thanksgiving. This is Christmas. We've been thinking a lot about presents, because that is what Jesus cared most about -- stacking fat wads of cash and gifts under the Christmas tree.
Not all presents need be jolly, however. Sometimes we need presents that remind us of the darkest times in our history, because what better time than a holiday set in the dead of Seasonal Affective Disorder Season to get maudlin or angry or both? That's why this year, we're asking you for these Benghazi's Murderers Mugs, so that we can commemorate the greatest tragedy in American history, worse than the American Revolution and Antietam and 9/11 and the 1984 Summer Olympics and the Ishtar movie put together: Benghazi!!!11!!!.