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Berger Probed About Pants Issue

We applaud Clinton National Security Adviser Sandy Berger's honesty. He has admitted taking handwritten notes and actual documents out of the National Archives, and he didn't even wait that long until after he was caught to do so. Last night, Berger said that he "inadvertently" took classified documents from the Archives. Oops! He also said that he "knowingly removed the handwritten notes by placing them in his jacket and pants." Well, you kind of have to 'fess up in that case. It's hard to make anyone believe that you can stick something in your pants by accident. . . and, oh, we've tried, we've tried.


Clinton adviser probed for taking classified terror memos [NY Newsday]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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