Beware Turgid Purple Balls
The former CIA director and the former attorney general, the Michaels Hayden and Mukasey, do not approve of President Obama releasing those torture memos. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Sarah Palin spoke at a pro-life dinner thing last night about how she didn't get an abortion, even though she kinda wanted to that last time. [ ABC News ]
In Thailand, you can tell who's protesting what by looking at their shirts, and today the leader of the "yellow shirts" was attacked and grievously wounded. [ New York Times ]
Two moderate earthquakes in Afghanistan have killed 22 people so far. [ CNN ]
The last surviving Somali pirate from the attack on the Maersk Alabama -- a wee bairn of perhaps no more than 16 -- will be tried in New York for his pirate crimes. [ Fox News ]
"Inflatable fitness balls that might be key to toning your abs also could explode and send you crashing to the floor." [ ABC News ]