Bible's Devil Promises GOP Win
We always knew Michael J. Fox was basically in league with the Devil -- Mojo Nixon described Fox as "the evil opposite of Elvis, the Anti-Elvis" -- but who knew Jesus Christ himself would be coming down to help Rush Limbaugh save the innocent stem cells.
Also, Raw Story readers are apparently such godless atheists that they only know "Christ" as a character in some anti-Jew movie.
Passion's Christ takes on Michael J. Fox [Raw Story]