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Lindsey Graham doesn't want you to see those photos from Joe Lieberman's surprise Abu Ghraib birthday party, especially the one where Joe forces a prisoner to give him a special birthday enema, because then the anus of every American soldier would be in grave danger. [ HuffPost ]
Newt Gingrich is making up all sorts of silly names for Sonia-Maria, like "Racialist" and "Whinoceros," since the teacher won't let him call her a Mexican anymore. [ Think Progress ]
The Wall Street Journal thinks Hank Paulson is "a national hero" and should be rewarded with an endless cornucopia of "Veuve Clicquot and upscale prostitutes." This angers Matt Taibbi very much, which is why he twittered an angry letter to the editor reminding everyone that Hank Paulson basically invented expensive champagne and hookers and he doesn't need more of either, thank you. [ Matt Taibbi ]
After the Government buys Health Care, Barack Obama will tally up all the abortions you ever had and then will call you on his BlackBerry to offer his congratulations, if you're in the top ten. [ RedState ]
Michelle Malkin cordially invites you to open up MS Paint and doodle funny things about Obamacare! Those who do not partake will be considered pinkos and will likely face investigation by the Committee of Un-American Activities. [ Michelle Malkin ]