A thread on Free Republic celebrates the largeness of Dick Cheney's penis and potential evidence thereof. . . Granted, this is arguably the subtext of all Free Republic threads. This time, however, no one needs to invade a country in order to prove his manhood. Allegedly, a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer captured the vice president's "biggest asset" back in September, and the little budget-buster became the talk of a Milwaukee morning show: "It's like a Scud missile, for crying out loud."
Coincidentally, Cheney's penis also has a short range, rarely hits its intended target, and last went off during the Gulf War.