* Heard on the Hill: Don't know much about Shakespeare... John Manlove, Dick Day and Jay Footlik are real people, running for Congress... Bono plays lobbyist... Window-breaking vandal caught red handed. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Harman Center gala brings out the big names...Reliable Source answers all your Brit Brit custody questions. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Jeff Gannon blames the "Angry Gay Left"... McCain finds himself a Blogette... America Ferrera ugglies up the Washington Convention Center. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Condoleeza Rice gets the celebrity treatment... It must be hard to be Ann Coulter... Larry Craig shares his secret recipe for "The Super Tuber"... Rep. Bob Filner gets his court date pushed back... Marion Barry got robbed, again. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Whoopi Goldberg is trying to steal Nancy Pelosi's man. [WP]
