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Bill Clinton Being Sent To Austrian Transsexual Festivals, Haiti, and Pretty Much Anywhere That's Not DC

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After afrightening round of campaigning in nearby Virginia, Bill Clinton has been given a long list of weird destinations, in hopes he will "keep busy" for the next eight years, far from polite Washington society. First came word of his appointment as special UN envoy to Haiti, which is known for its lack of TMZ and Politico reporters. Then we got the exciting news about Bill's weekend trip to Austria, for the big transsexual sex festival, "Vienna Life Ball," to raise money for the AIDS. Next up? A six-month diplomatic tour of Antarctica's subterranean lesbian ice-sprite colony. [Gawker/Washington Post]

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