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Bill Clinton Finally Admits: Barack Obama Killed Vince Foster

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Bill Clinton is apparently tired of Old Handsome Joe Biden making sweet wildcat love to all the old ladies, and has decided to come forth and steal your hearts and panties his own bad self. See him purring at you in all his roguish glory, where it says "read more."


Hmmm, does it sound familiar? We forget, because from the time he signed the Welfare Act, through his kind of shitty remarks about our Bamz, and up until about two months ago, he has been persona non grata in our big bleeding hearts and vadges. Now though? All is sort of forgiven, kind of forgotten (not really), and possibly just a tiny bit damp.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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