Bill Clinton Gives Romney Welfare Ad All The Pants-On-Fire Pinocchios
Bill Clinton, a former president of US America and the world's best-loved nympho-man, is "especially disappointed" in Mitt Romney today, for being adirty pants on fire liar, in this particular case, about Obama slapping all the white people in the face (with his penis) so as to give black people more welfare.
"The recently announced waiver policy was originally requested by the Republican governors of Utah and Nevada to achieve more flexibility in designing programs more likely to work in this challenging environment," Clinton said.
Clinton added that Republican governors, including Mitt Romney, sought a similar policy in 2005 (a charge the Romney campaign has denied).
Well, if Mitt Romney denied it, then it must not be true!
"The Romney ad is especially disappointing because, as governor of Massachusetts, he requested changes in the welfare reform laws that could have eliminated time limits altogether," Clinton said. "We need a bipartisan consensus to continue to help people move from welfare to work even during these hard times, not more misleading campaign ads."
We will expect to see a shiny new Romney ad citing Bill Clinton eliding that pesky middle part and calling Barack Obama's moves to gut welfare requirements as "especially disappointing" within the hour.
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