Bill O'Reilly: Elizabeth Warren Will Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Kulaks
Bill O'Reilly was in fine form Tuesday night, addressing the horrors that might result if Elizabeth Warren somehow became President of the United States. You see, if the mildly progressive centrist Barack Obama is a flaming socialist, which he is, then Elizabeth Warren is obviously some kind of super-extra-socialist, so much farther to the left than Karl Marx himself that she may actually exist only in the infra-red portion of the spectrum. O'Reilly laid out the problem with Warren for the Real American People, or as he explained, the threat of
liberalism in America and how it affects you, the everyday citizen. Notice I didn't say the "ordinary citizen," because that is inaccurate: there are no "ordinary" people. All of us are unique.
We feel Exceptional already! He explained that "this woman" Elizabeth Warren is "emerging as the face of liberal America," and he does not like what he sees when he looks at that face, not one bit! You see, since "some in the leftist media" think Hillary Clinton is too conservative, they're now lavishing adoring attention on Warren, who clearly does not deserve it because she is such a scary radical. For heaven's sake, she even thinks maybe Wall Street was responsible for the crash of 2008, when everyone knows it was Obama!
Ms. Warren despises Wall Street and big banks, saying they have rigged the capitalistic system. At one time she questioned why there were no mass indictments of bankers, after the economic crash of 2008. In fact, she is not a big fan of capitalism in general.
As proof, O'Reilly presents a clip of Warren's iconic 2011 speech in which she points out that, yes indeedy, successful businesses do not exist in a free-market vacuum: infrastructure, public education, a regulatory structure, and so on. Just look at her utter contempt for success here:
You built a factory out there, good for you. But I want to be clear you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. Now, look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea, God bless, keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next gig.
Social contract? Well obviously, says O'Reilly, only a social-IST would talk about such dangerous notions. Obviously, while she pays lip service to the idea that investors should "keep a big hunk of it," she really means she wants to confiscate everything to pay for abortions:
Senator Warren's vision of the quote, "underlying social contract" is what may directly affect you. She believes that all Americans should pay to abort fetuses. No matter what you think about the destruction of potential human beings. She believes the social contract should allow punitive taxation on corporations and wealthy individuals in order to provide for those who do not have very much. Such taxation would cripple the consumer-driven marketplace as we have seen under President Obama.
Even worse, as she clearly implies in that clip about how business success depends on a functioning government, Warren wants to take away your guns, raise the minimum wage -- oh, we mean "government mandated wages for low paid workers," and of course she wants nothing more than that "Washington should control the lives of individual Americans for the collective good." And she hasn't even said anything about the threat of radical jihadis coming to give us all Ebola!
Finally, warns O'Reilly, if Elizabeth Warren ever became President -- not that she's running, mind you, but if -- then we'd at least come to appreciate what a centrist the Kenyan Muslim Communist Gay Usurper has been:
It is clear that the liberal policies of President Obama have weakened the nation abroad, created a stagnant economy and a staggering national debt. But if Senator Warren ever gains the White House, she would make Barack Obama look like Ronald Reagan.
Wow. Who knew that Barack Obama was our first black Reagan? Without, you know, the Iran-Contra scandal, the Alzheimers, the jokes about starting the bombing in five minutes, the support for nun-murdering Central American dictators, or the astrology. But otherwise, pretty much like that one. Oh, also except for the stagnant economy and the increase in national debt -- Reagan cut taxes and increased spending, Obama not so much:
Also, remember that you can do your part to make Bill O'Reilly lose sleep: Order your Elizabeth Warren coffee mugs by Friday and we'll get them to you in time for Christmas!
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