Bipartisan Nice Time: Here Is Bald George H.W. Bush, Holding This Bad-Ass Baby With Cancer

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George H.W. Bush and his entire security detail shaved their heads in solidarity with Patrick, the two-year-old son of another Secret Service dude. That is silly! The baby does not know he is bald! He was probably bald until quite recently anyway! But it is still Nice Time, so cool it, us.


When Mitt Romney heard about the baby, he held down several high school students and shaved their heads, for empathy, also. Too.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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