Blago Skips Trial For 'Today' Show, Out Of Duty To America
Here is some footage of Rod Blagojevich being crazy all over the place. How fantastic is it that this egomaniacal kook has run circles around such very important and serious men as Barack Obama, Harry Reid, and Patrick Fitzgerald, simply by pulling a series of comically weird political stunts that seemed too tasteless and bizarre to be real?
The Illinois governor didn't go to his impeachment trial today, because it was all rigged anyhow, so instead he went on every talk show ever invented. This is American justice in action! Rod Blagojevich is like Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, all at the same time, with extra hair. He is also like Gary Cooper. And like Franklin Roosevelt when Pearl Harbor happened, except different, because Blago didn't expect to be bombed by the dirty Japanese. He is a National Treasure, like Nancy Reagan, if Nancy Reagan said "fuck" a lot.