Blago Wants To Be On Reality Teevee
OMG IT IS NEWS, TODAY, BUT NOT ABOUT TEA OR BAGS.
The disgraced Illinois fucktard Rod Blagojevich would like to appear on a reality show, provided a judge will loosen his travel restrictions. The show is called I Am a Repulsive Human Merkin, Get Me Out of Costa Rica! Should he actually get permission to leave the country and should the producers actually want him, he will be "parachuted in" to the Central American nation for the taping of this dumb show, which is based on a dumb British show with roughly the same name. As the first "survival challenge," Rod Blagojevich will be duct-taped to the Octomom and dipped in pork rinds, then dangled before a half-dozen hungry Paultards. Hilarity ensues. [Chicago Tribune]