Wonkette operatives "Joe Klein" and "Eason Jordan" again convene in a specially sealed chamber to gaze in wonder at the 20-second train wreck that is CNN's "Blog Report."
(4:20:23) Wonkette: nice segue!(4:20:26) "Eason Jordan": they're so fashionable.
(4:20:30) "Eason Jordan": split in the Republican party
(4:20:34) "Eason Jordan": that will last till IP tomorrow!
(4:20:44) "Joe Klein": ha
(4:20:57) "Joe Klein": apparently abbi is like 5'11"
(4:21:17) Wonkette: is that way they do shaky cam?
(4:21:37) "Eason Jordan": is abbi that tall? I've met her, don't think she is.
(4:21:43) "Eason Jordan": but she can throw an anvil through a moving tire swing with her left hand
(4:21:54) "Joe Klein": anyone who can highlight like that MUST be strong
Full report report after the jump.
Blog Report [TVEyes]
(4:20:23) Wonkette: nice segue!
(4:20:26) "Eason Jordan": they're so fashionable.
(4:20:30) "Eason Jordan": split in the Republican party
(4:20:34) "Eason Jordan": that will last till IP tomorrow!
(4:20:44) "Joe Klein": ha
(4:20:57) "Joe Klein": apparently abbi is like 5'11"
(4:21:17) Wonkette: is that way they do shaky cam?
(4:21:37) "Eason Jordan": is abbi that tall? I've met her, don't think she is.
(4:21:43) "Eason Jordan": but she can throw an anvil through a moving tire swing with her left hand
(4:21:54) "Joe Klein": anyone who can highlight like that MUST be strong
(4:21:55) "Eason Jordan": and walk a camel backwards while singing popular moody ballads.
(4:22:02) Wonkette: she has skills
(4:22:23) "Eason Jordan": when cnn promotes itself it means they haven't been able to sell the ad time.
(4:22:33) "Eason Jordan": so sad: we created the blog report to bring in the advertisers
(4:22:37) "Eason Jordan": the kids will watch!
(4:22:52) "Joe Klein": okay yesterday's blog report was very professional and smooth... and also extremely boring
(4:23:20) "Joe Klein": so we want the train wreck of old back
(4:23:22) Wonkette: yes. more to the audience that actually watches CNN in the day time.
(4:23:38) Wonkette: also young people more likely to watch train wreck
(4:23:44) "Eason Jordan": I believe they are considering bringing in flamable screens.
(4:23:46) "Joe Klein": except... it was so bad before that we started doing the blog report report
(4:23:51) "Joe Klein": i don't think CNN can win this one
(4:24:08) Wonkette: remove blog report's feeding tube
(4:24:10) "Eason Jordan": i wish they would do blog report about Susie's cats
(4:24:25) "Joe Klein": i wonder who would sue to stop starving blog report to death
(4:24:27) "Eason Jordan": or how Melissa is totally pissed at Bobby because of what he said.
(4:24:43) Wonkette: schiavo issues is "so complicated"
(4:24:55) Wonkette: i never would have guessed that IF THE BLOGS HADN"T TOLD ME
(4:24:56) "Eason Jordan": I want to click
(4:24:58) "Eason Jordan": oh wait I cant
(4:25:20) Wonkette: what she wearing?
(4:25:26) "Joe Klein": abbi, look at the camera
(4:25:27) "Eason Jordan": superhero suit
(4:25:28) Wonkette: that neckline? what is that?
(4:25:36) Wonkette: like the half-ascot?
(4:25:45) "Joe Klein": where is the cameraman?
(4:25:54) "Eason Jordan": I love his hand
(4:25:59) "Eason Jordan": is that Palmolive?
(4:26:04) "Joe Klein": corndog?
(4:26:13) Wonkette: that's his name?
(4:26:17) "Eason Jordan": everyone is loving.
(4:26:21) "Joe Klein": wow that's a profound take
(4:26:24) "Joe Klein": a must read
(4:26:26) "Joe Klein": if you have the time
(4:26:33) "Joe Klein": i'm afraid i won't have the time, thanks though corndog!
(4:26:49) Wonkette: i might have had the time except i was watching BLOG REPORT
(4:26:58) "Eason Jordan": I want a hearty look
(4:27:07) "Joe Klein": is jackie on ludes today?
(4:27:14) "Joe Klein": she's not her usually excited self about the blogs
(4:27:20) "Joe Klein": maybe all this highlighting is starting to crush her soul
(4:27:31) "Joe Klein": wow even shorter than yesterday
(4:27:33) Wonkette: yeah
(4:27:35) "Joe Klein": and worse, too
(4:27:37) Wonkette: we're winning!
(4:27:56) "Joe Klein": blog report better work up a living will soon
(4:28:13) Wonkette: blog report has not conclusively been proven to be living in first place
