Blog Report Report: Giants Among Men

OurgirlsWonkette operatives "Joe Klein" and "Eason Jordan" again convene in a specially sealed chamber to gaze in wonder at the 20-second train wreck that is CNN's "Blog Report."


(4:20:23) Wonkette: nice segue!

(4:20:26) "Eason Jordan": they're so fashionable.

(4:20:30) "Eason Jordan": split in the Republican party

(4:20:34) "Eason Jordan": that will last till IP tomorrow!

(4:20:44) "Joe Klein": ha

(4:20:57) "Joe Klein": apparently abbi is like 5'11"

(4:21:17) Wonkette: is that way they do shaky cam?

(4:21:37) "Eason Jordan": is abbi that tall? I've met her, don't think she is.

(4:21:43) "Eason Jordan": but she can throw an anvil through a moving tire swing with her left hand

(4:21:54) "Joe Klein": anyone who can highlight like that MUST be strong


Full report report after the jump.

Blog Report [TVEyes]

(4:20:23) Wonkette: nice segue!

(4:20:26) "Eason Jordan": they're so fashionable.

(4:20:30) "Eason Jordan": split in the Republican party

(4:20:34) "Eason Jordan": that will last till IP tomorrow!

(4:20:44) "Joe Klein": ha

(4:20:57) "Joe Klein": apparently abbi is like 5'11"

(4:21:17) Wonkette: is that way they do shaky cam?

(4:21:37) "Eason Jordan": is abbi that tall? I've met her, don't think she is.

(4:21:43) "Eason Jordan": but she can throw an anvil through a moving tire swing with her left hand

(4:21:54) "Joe Klein": anyone who can highlight like that MUST be strong

(4:21:55) "Eason Jordan": and walk a camel backwards while singing popular moody ballads.

(4:22:02) Wonkette: she has skills

(4:22:23) "Eason Jordan": when cnn promotes itself it means they haven't been able to sell the ad time.

(4:22:33) "Eason Jordan": so sad: we created the blog report to bring in the advertisers

(4:22:37) "Eason Jordan": the kids will watch!

(4:22:52) "Joe Klein": okay yesterday's blog report was very professional and smooth... and also extremely boring

(4:23:20) "Joe Klein": so we want the train wreck of old back

(4:23:22) Wonkette: yes. more to the audience that actually watches CNN in the day time.

(4:23:38) Wonkette: also young people more likely to watch train wreck

(4:23:44) "Eason Jordan": I believe they are considering bringing in flamable screens.

(4:23:46) "Joe Klein": except... it was so bad before that we started doing the blog report report

(4:23:51) "Joe Klein": i don't think CNN can win this one

(4:24:08) Wonkette: remove blog report's feeding tube

(4:24:10) "Eason Jordan": i wish they would do blog report about Susie's cats

(4:24:25) "Joe Klein": i wonder who would sue to stop starving blog report to death

(4:24:27) "Eason Jordan": or how Melissa is totally pissed at Bobby because of what he said.

(4:24:43) Wonkette: schiavo issues is "so complicated"

(4:24:55) Wonkette: i never would have guessed that IF THE BLOGS HADN"T TOLD ME

(4:24:56) "Eason Jordan": I want to click

(4:24:58) "Eason Jordan": oh wait I cant

(4:25:20) Wonkette: what she wearing?

(4:25:26) "Joe Klein": abbi, look at the camera

(4:25:27) "Eason Jordan": superhero suit

(4:25:28) Wonkette: that neckline? what is that?

(4:25:36) Wonkette: like the half-ascot?

(4:25:45) "Joe Klein": where is the cameraman?

(4:25:54) "Eason Jordan": I love his hand

(4:25:59) "Eason Jordan": is that Palmolive?

(4:26:04) "Joe Klein": corndog?

(4:26:13) Wonkette: that's his name?

(4:26:17) "Eason Jordan": everyone is loving.

(4:26:21) "Joe Klein": wow that's a profound take

(4:26:24) "Joe Klein": a must read

(4:26:26) "Joe Klein": if you have the time

(4:26:33) "Joe Klein": i'm afraid i won't have the time, thanks though corndog!

(4:26:49) Wonkette: i might have had the time except i was watching BLOG REPORT

(4:26:58) "Eason Jordan": I want a hearty look

(4:27:07) "Joe Klein": is jackie on ludes today?

(4:27:14) "Joe Klein": she's not her usually excited self about the blogs

(4:27:20) "Joe Klein": maybe all this highlighting is starting to crush her soul

(4:27:31) "Joe Klein": wow even shorter than yesterday

(4:27:33) Wonkette: yeah

(4:27:35) "Joe Klein": and worse, too

(4:27:37) Wonkette: we're winning!

(4:27:56) "Joe Klein": blog report better work up a living will soon

(4:28:13) Wonkette: blog report has not conclusively been proven to be living in first place

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