Bloomberg Probably Running For President, Unless He's Not
Will Michael Bloomberg run for president? "Observers" say probably!
The 11th paragraph, though, points out that you're an idiot for reading the whole thing!
Stu Loeser, Bloomberg's press secretary, said flatly last week that his boss is not considering a presidential campaign.
"He has dinner with people. People ask him questions. He engages in conversation," Loeser said, explaining the genesis of stories about the mayor's presidential ambitions. "He has been very clear and explicit that he is not running for president."
B-b-but observers! Al Sharpton finds him "interesting!" So does Ed Koch! And there are other New Yorkers running, so he has to! Plus he's rich! Rich people run for president, Mike, it's what they do. If you won't step up to the plate we'll just start writing our "Turner, Gates, and Sultan bin Abdul Aziz al-Saud, Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia all mulling '08 Bids, Observers Say" stories and forget all about you.