Bobby Jindal Refuses To Lose With McCain
Little weirdo and amateur devil exorcist Bobby Jindal will NOT be John McCain's losing vice-presidential candidate, the scrawny character announced today after the terrible HURRICANE destroyed the last hopes of McCain's campaign. "I'm not going to be the vice presidential nominee or vice president," Jindal said at a news conference to announce the cancellation of other news conferences. "I'm going to help Senator McCain get elected, as governor of Louisiana. Let me be clear: I have said in every private and public conversation, I've got the job that I want." Back to you, Mitt. [ CNN Political Ticker ]