Boehner and Blunt to Continue Fucking Things Up
Boehner and Blunt -- leaders of the House Republicans! With that "new Congress smell" still fresh, the GOP has decided to reward the team that lost them the midterm elections with reelections to their leadership posts.
Boehner is the Minority Leader and Roy Blunt the Minority Whip. Congrats, guys. At least these two are bland as hell, and not insane unreconstructed racists like certain Senate GOP leaders we could mention...
Poor Dennis Hastert. We'll miss that giant sweaty Jim Hensen creation.