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Booger Eater: Ohio Republican Steve Chabot?

Wear a hat! - WonketteThe official anonymous Wonkette lobbyists says the YouTube-captured nose-picker on the House floor is none other than Ohio's 1st District congressman, Steve Chabot. But is he sitting on the Dem side? Oh, out of context YouTube clips, how you vex us!


We checked dozens of pictures of Chabot online, and have concluded he's got the absolute worst combover of the 21st Century. Also, semi-profile shots reveal that he is most likely the Nose-Picker. Sometimes he looks like the guy in the video, sometimes he looks like Nick Nolte after an arrest, so he's probably a werewolf of some kind

Chabot was one of the "Impeach Clinton" gasbags and threatened to personally educate the French about how they didn't understand the "Iraq threat" back in 2003, so it's no surprise that he's just sitting around eating his boogers now.

Earlier Point of Order: Quit Picking Your Nose!

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Well, not really a bar, but a conference, and not just any conference, baybee. We're talking BIO, the annual gathering of biotech execs, policy makers, and scientists put on by the Biotechnology Innovation Organization (aka, not just a lobbying group!). Who has two thumbs and attended the gathering a couple of weeks ago? This Mexican.

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It's a new week in America, and as usual everything is going to hell, because that's what happens when you allow 70,000 "economic anxiety" voters in the Rust Belt, Vladimir Putin, and James Comey to decide an election. We will have many stories about Donald Trump's brutal crackdown on Hispanic toddlers today, but in this post, we must revisit that greatest of Americans, Devin Fucking Nunes, congressman from California, possible literal actual Russian agent and (alleged) cow romancer from all the most romantic novels about cow romance. As the French say, ooh la la FUCKING DEVIN.

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