* Reliable Source: Now, Jenna Bush is a woman. Because she wrote a book... Swedish and Norwegian embassies hold kayak race. Sweden won. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays:Bill Clinton and Marylouise Shrum talked about trannies at a 1996 state dinner, confusing/offending Dan Ackroyd and Jean Chretien.... Some furniture store is selling Tipper Gore's probably pornographic photographs... Jim Vance dreads arrival of 'bamas in Washington. [Examiner]

* Page Six:Laura, Jenna, and Barbara went to Grey Gardens on Broadway. Laura, who incapable of hu-man emotion, hated it. [NYP]