Boring, Yet Desperate
Not like he actually wrote it or anything -- we know what that looks like -- but the GOP spammed America this morning with a very special message from President George W. Bush.
The plea? Please oh please don't stay home! Sorry about how we're all secret gay meth addicts who laugh at Jesus.
It is not exactly inspiring rhetoric, which is why it's posted after the jump.
From: "President George W. Bush"
Date: Tue. Nov 7 2006 04:25:21 -0500 (EST)
Today is Election Day and our Republican candidates need your vote.
I ask you to cast your ballot for Republican candidates who will keep America on the offense in the War on Terror, keep taxes low to grow our economy and work for our conservative values.
There are fundamental differences in this election. Our country cannot afford to elect a Democrat Congress that would abandon our strategy for victory in the War on Terror and raise taxes to pay for their reckless spending.
Laura and I urge you to vote Republican and to ask all your family and friends to go to the polls. The stakes are too high for you to stay at home.
President George W. Bush
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