Boston, NYC, DC, Points South! Let Us Be Lovers, Marry Our Fortunes Together (This Week!)
Baby what are you doing at the bar?
-- Shaskeen's Pub, Manchester, New Hampshire. We have driven through fucking February New Hampshire, and may see a rally of Trumpenfolk tonight -- or we might hide because that shit's got a tendency to go full-putsch. (I am saying Trump is a Nazi.) (What are the last words you want to hear at a Trump rally? "LOOK THERE'S A JOURNALIST.") But while we're here, and before we send out today's batch of a goddamn million Bernie Sanders shirts (just three more days, and they're gone forever!), we figgered we'd throw some hazy Save-the-Dates at you for the next leg of our #Wonkebago meet-ups-and-kiss-uses.
MEET US! KISS US! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Wed., Feb. 10: Boston-area-ish. Where? Maybe at the Seaport! (Fuck you and your "it's too touristy," the Wonkebago ain't gonna park itself.) When? I dunno! Save the date!
Sat., Feb. 13: NYC. Let's do it Saturday afternoon you guys! And what do you think about a place that's ... NOT MANHATTAN??? Crazy right?
Sun., Feb. 14: Washington DC. Wonkette Lonely Hearts Club Drinky and Kissy! Earlyish! Where? Fuck if we know! When? On the early side! Can you bring your significant other? Sure! Just role-play and pretend you're meeting again for the very first time, and then maybe do some sex right in front of god and everyone. That'd be cool!
Wed., Feb. 17: Richmond, Virginia! Delaney, you're in charge of finding a place.
TBA: Charlotte! Charleston! In there somewhere! Save the date of your choice!
This was just a very good post, with many actionable details and DATES for you to SAVE! (Save the dates. AND ALSO THE GAY WHALES.)
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.