Boycott Longworth Cafeteria On Tuesday


Congressional staffersall love Doris, a cashier who has worked in the Longworth Cafeteria since the beginning of time. Rumor has it that she was suspended on Wednesday because her register was $9 short. Some concerned citizens "hope to join in a show of support for Doris by boycotting the cafeterias. Since all the cafeterias are owned by the Restaurant Associates we ask that you avoid all of them that day, but we realize that's difficult during a day we're in session. Please, if nothing else avoid Longworth." Do your part, people! Support Doris and pack a lunch. [Capitolist]


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