Break Out In Case of Emergency or Presidential Speech
We were reluctant to post this picture because we thought it far too good to be true -- and, you know, we only post things that aren't true if they involve one of the twins. But a source at AP confirms that some old vet did indeed still have some fight in him. When it moved on the wire, subscribers were warned: "EDS: NOTE OBSCENITY." Now the big question is that if it's real, how come it's not in more papers? All together now: Oh, that liberal media..."