BREAKING! CAPITOL FLIES TOPSY-TURVY FLAG! DC DECLARES SOS! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE
WONKETTE OPERATIVE REPORTS:
I was looking at the capitol from the roof of a nearby building and noticed that the flag is upside down on the senate side of the capitol! The Senate pages did it! Must have been really tired at 9am when they did that one....
CAPITOL POLICE CALLED... HUNGOVER PAGE TO BE FIRED... DETAILS TK
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