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BREAKING ... CHENEY BACK IN HOSPITAL

CNN reports that "vice" President Dick Cheney is at the hospital again.


"There was no specific episode," said White House correspondent Ed Henry on the teevee just now. There are unconfirmed rumors that since the "Walter Reed experiment" went public, the body-harvesting project designed to keep Cheney "alive" may have suffered permanent political damage.

We think Cheney's at GWU hospital, but there's a child wandering around somewhere in North Carolina or something, so obviously the cable news stations can't waste a second on the fate of the leader of the "free world."

Earlier: Silly Foreigners Think Cheney's Human

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