BREAKING ... CHENEY OFFICIALLY BECOMES PRESIDENT
We are officially doomed. Tony Snow just announced that Dick Cheney is taking over as president, officially this time, as George W. Bush is being shipped off to "Camp David" to "have his ass checked out for cancer." Say good-bye to Dubya. Yes, you hated him, but soon you'll be missing him.
They're putting Bush "under amnesia," according to the Associated Press bulletin that just hit the wires. And that will be different how, exactly, than a regular day for Bush? We assume they mean he's going to be knocked out with drugs ... and that he'll never awake.