Breaking: Clintons to Snub Tony Snow
White House spokesman Tony Snow has cancer again, his omnipresent "live strong" bracelet having failed its wearer yet again.
Snow went in Monday to have a small growth removed from his pelvic area, and doctors discovered that the cancer's back. Snow, despite being fairly smarmy, is not actually one of the individuals currently fucking everything up that we'd happily say cancer is too good for, so we wish him a speedy and full recovery. And hell, whoever'd replace him would probably just be worse, unless it's that cutie Dana Perino. What a cutie! And a dangerous liar, but the pretty ones always are.
Tests Show Snow's Cancer has Returned [AP via Brietbart]