February 08, 2006 04:07 PM
BREAKING -- CROOKED LOBBYIST LEANS A LITTLE HEAVILY ON THE CAPS LOCK
We're just going to quote one of (what Think Progress claims are) Jack Abramoff's emails about the President, because it might be the most heartbreaking thing we've read today.
HE HAS ONE OF THE BEST MEMORIES OF ANY POLITICIAN I HAVE EVER MET. IT WAS ONE IF [sic] HIS TRADEMARKS, THOUGH OF COURSE HE CAN