BREAKING: Idaho Has at Least One Gay
According to activist Mike Rogers, one of the two gentlemen on the right is a gay. They are Sens. Mike Crapo and Larry Craig, and if you didn't even know they were in the Senate, that's because they're from Idaho.
We get excited about massive witch hunts too, but jeez, can't the homosexual agenda recruit some more exciting candidates?
Anyway, Craig was in that fucking Babershop Quartet with Jeffords, Lott, and Ashcroft, so we're pretty sure it's him.
Rogers will announce this at 5: 30 eastern on something called "The Ed Schultz Show."