BREAKING: Keyes Not Really Resident of State, Not Really Candidate

Can't be sure about this, but we hear that Democrats on the Illinois state election board have successfully shot down Marylander Alan Keyes' bid to represent their state in the Senate. It's funny how sometimes "conservative" means upholding established principles. We're gonna miss his loving singing voice, though.

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