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Quitter Bachmann Withdraws Swiss Citizenship (To Work Undercover)

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We've seen this ruse before, Bachmann. You think no one would suspect it, then you get caught, and now you're all,"Oh, I'm done being Swiss." She only loves "America" now. We're not buying it, SPY. This continues to all be the Left's fault.


Here's her letter, which essentially says, "I FUCKING LOVE THE UNITED STATES, HAMBURGERS, PIE, AND WAR." The Greatest. Nation. The World. Has. Ever. Known. Ever. Best. Winners. God. America:

"Today I sent a letter to the Swiss Consulate requesting withdrawal of my dual Swiss citizenship, which was conferred upon me by operation of Swiss law when I married my husband in 1978."

"I took this action because I want to make it perfectly clear: I was born in America and I am a proud American citizen. I am, and always have been, 100 percent committed to our United States Constitution and the United States of America. As the daughter of an Air Force veteran, stepdaughter of an Army veteran and sister of a Navy veteran, I am proud of my allegiance to the greatest nation the world has ever known."

This is so stupid funny. Can you imagine caring about this? We knew they'd freak but wow, just check out this one column in the DC Examiner: "Michele Bachmann must immediately step down." They hate her now. Thanks a lot, moral relativist post-national Left.

[Minnesota Public Radio]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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