BREAKING: MORE BUTTERSTICK VIEWING TIMES

Please Don't Eat MeFONZ has JUST announced additional Stick sighting slots. You have to be a member of the Zoo to snag a space, but, guys: $40. It beats -- heh-- giving someone a hand job.


See him now, before the Chinese eat him!

Panda Cub Viewing [FONZ]

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