BREAKING: OBAMA ADOPTS ABSURD SONG OF THE SOUTH ACCENT
We won't have video of this until the morning, but Barry Hussein Obama has gwone southern!
Oh dear god, he's not really doing this, is he? Yes, yes he is.
"NONE-A DESE TINGS GWONE HAPPEN!" Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
Join us tomorrow, when Bill Richardson adopts a comical Chris Dodd "Yankee" accent and Mike Gravel starts speaking in tongues.