BREAKING: OBAMA ADOPTS ABSURD SONG OF THE SOUTH ACCENT
We won't have video of this until the morning, but Barry Hussein Obama has gwone southern !
Oh dear god, he's not really doing this, is he? Yes, yes he is.
"NONE-A DESE TINGS GWONE HAPPEN!" Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
Join us tomorrow, when Bill Richardson adopts a comical Chris Dodd "Yankee" accent and Mike Gravel starts speaking in tongues.