BREAKING: RICK SANTORUM'S CRYING DAUGHTER TO HOST LATE-NIGHT FOX SHOW
FishbowlDC has learned that former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum's sad, sad little girl has signed on to be a contributor to Fox News Channel.
This is even more exciting than their hiring of Malkin and that sarcastic blogger guy from HuffPo.
Rick Santorum's Crying Daughter Joins Fox News [FishbowlDC]